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As he runs down the street in rain, he discovered he had run right into the middle of the town"s marathon. ... I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
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The excess rope weighs the victim down and he drowns. ... She, not being able to handle the responsibility of caring for the ranch, is forced to hire a ranch hand.
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Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement. ... One says to the other ones, "isn't it dark down here" she replies, I don't know I can't see.
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Santa Clause comes down the Chimney.. Do you know why Santa Claus ain't got not babies? He only comes once a year ...
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He's not giving you money. He's stealing money ... Hey, do we know of anyone who took it that couldn't lift a glass of water or walk down a ramp? Jun 15th, 2020 ...
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Student: 4. Teacher: I meant the complete set, not just "A.B.C.D" Student: 52 ... TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! Why shouldn't you ...
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25 May 2020 ... 25. On a mountain trip a man falls down into a crack. His wife calls after him, “Are you OK?” - “Yeah!” - “Are you hurt?” - “No!” - “Not a scratch?
I was driving down the street the other day and I saw a black guy carrying a tv. ... What he really said was "Dylan, You're not black", but I knew what he meant.